Est. MMXXVI · Chapter 001
Lap Dog
Society
For the Well-Loved & Well-Spoiled
A members-only shirt club for the humans who serve small dogs. One considered tee, mailed each season. Premium without being precious. Knowing without being smug.
The Shirt Club · A Quarterly Rite
Join the Society
Four shirts a year. One each season. Comfort-dyed, cut with restraint, issued only to members. Cancel between chapters; no fuss.
Associate
$18
per month
One society tee every quarter, mailed in cream paper. Member letter included.
— recommended —
Full Member
$28
per month
A shirt every other month, an enamel crest pin, and first read on new chapters.
Inner Circle
$42
per month
A shirt each month, occasional accoutrements, and a numbered place on the rolls.
This Season · Chapter 001
The Founding Shirt
The Archive · By Chapter
Collections
Each season we issue one shirt and a small clutch of accoutrements. Once a chapter closes, it is closed. Members keep theirs.
001
Now openChapter 001 · Spring · MMXXVI
The Founding
Cream comfort-dyed tee, enamel crest pin, and the first member letter.
Enter the chapter
002
ForthcomingChapter 002 · Summer · MMXXVI
The Loaf Hours
A featherweight sage tee for long afternoons spent doing little.
003
ForthcomingChapter 003 · Autumn · MMXXVI
The Carriage
Heavier knit for cooler walks. Dogs carried, mostly.
The Manifesto
We exist for the small dogs
— and the people who carry them.
The Lap Dog Society was founded on a simple observation: certain dogs prefer to be held. Certain people are honored to hold them. The arrangement is ancient and largely beyond comment.
We make garments and goods for that arrangement. Cream-toned, comfort-dyed, cut with restraint. Worn first by the human; eventually borrowed by the dog.
Small dogs. Big privileges.
Member Letter · No. 001
Notices from the Society, sent on Sundays.
New chapters, member portraits, the occasional small-dog dispatch. No noise. Easy to leave.
Welcome, member.